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Oct. 30th, 2008 05:45 pmI walked into the drugstore today and went to the pharmacy in the back, and my mom thought she should be the one to ask about the vicodin bottle LOL:
mom: have you seen the movie...I mean show...House?
pharmacist: uh....yup.
mom: so you know the doctor, he's addicted to the drug vicodin?
pharmacist: ummmm
mom: My daughter wants to be House for halloween tomorrow, would it be possible for you to label a bottle for vicodin and give it to us empty?
pharmacist: well, that would be an insurance fraud, but I can give you a medicine bottle and some empty lables.
mom: oh, but even if you just label it, not even fill it?
pharmacist: yeah.
mom: so where do you write the prescription on the label?
pharmacist *explains it to my mom*
mom: thank you.
as we walk out--
me: why did you pretend you had no clue what he was talking about?
mom: because if he knew I was a doctor he would expect me to know that it was an insurance claim.
So, now I just have a bottle and a label, so IDK how I'm going to print on it because my printer doesn't really work...soo...
mom: have you seen the movie...I mean show...House?
pharmacist: uh....yup.
mom: so you know the doctor, he's addicted to the drug vicodin?
pharmacist: ummmm
mom: My daughter wants to be House for halloween tomorrow, would it be possible for you to label a bottle for vicodin and give it to us empty?
pharmacist: well, that would be an insurance fraud, but I can give you a medicine bottle and some empty lables.
mom: oh, but even if you just label it, not even fill it?
pharmacist: yeah.
mom: so where do you write the prescription on the label?
pharmacist *explains it to my mom*
mom: thank you.
as we walk out--
me: why did you pretend you had no clue what he was talking about?
mom: because if he knew I was a doctor he would expect me to know that it was an insurance claim.
So, now I just have a bottle and a label, so IDK how I'm going to print on it because my printer doesn't really work...soo...